Good Catholic Boys

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee one afternoon. The first Catholic women tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him father." " The second Catholic woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him 'your grace.'" The third Catholic lady says, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called Your Eminence." The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence, the first three women prod her with a subtle, '"Well??" So she replies, "My son is 6'2. He has broad, square shoulders. Terribly handsome. Tight muscular body. Hard buns and a very nice bulge. He is also a male dancer at a female strip club and whenever he walks into a roomwomen gasp,OH MY LORD!"

Who Is God?

A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?" "Both son. God is both." After a while the kid comes again and asks, "Daddy, is God black or white?" "Both son, both." The child returns a few minutes later and says, "Daddy, is Michael Jackson God?"